aGoat.com

This is one of those sites that you bookmark and almost never use, but when you do it can give some great info. If you fly often then you should be checking SeatGuru every time you fly.

The website starts by having you pick the airline you will be flying with, then the type of plane. From this page you will be able to find out which seats are the best/worst and which ones have electrical outlets.

Also, I figure if you are a terrorist then this would be a very valuable tool. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE TERRORISM, I think it’s very very bad!!! Terrorists are just people that didn’t get hugs when they were little. Save a life, *HUG* a terrorist (before they have a chance to do something bad).

Forget YouSendit and it’s limitations. Check out DelaFil.se. At the homepage you’ll instantly get an idea of the simplicity of their service.

1) Browse to the file of your choosing using the browse button (max 2 GB)
2) Enter the recipient email address
3) Click the button “Upload” to finish

While your file is being uploaded you get an upload counter letting you know how much has been uploaded. That’s it. Rock and roll.

Now, if i could only find a service that would send me a llama that easily.

We’ve just added some amazing aGoat.com Link Buttons. Use them to show your love for aGoat.com!!!

Just copy the code from our Buttons page and you are good to go!!!

Do to popular demand, aGoat.com will be having a contest to give away an Official aGoat.com T-Shirt made by Pokey and pecos of www.r4t5.com.

How to win:
Leave meaningful comments on other posts, spread the word of aGoat.com by posting a link to aGoat.com on your website, then post in the comments section of this post to tell us why you should with this T-Shirt.*

*If you are creepy enough and really want it you can actually have the very shirt in the picture. Otherwise you’ll get a newly made shirt.

This kitty needs a caption, post some in the comments section. He will be the new aGoat.com 404 kitty.

Did you know that being sick sucks? If not, then you are in for a big surprise. “What surprise?” You ask? The surprise is me punching you in the face until you can’t breath through you nose and your head feels like it’s been run over by a truck. YAY!!!

Being sick can be caused by many things, for example:

-Shaking hands with someone that is sick and hasn’t washed their hands.
-Not properly washing your own hands and touching your eyes after being around sick people.
-Having someone cough on your face.
-Using a needle you found at the playground to shoot up.
-Licking the floor of the men’s room.
-Or when you are hanging out with some new friends you met at the club and they are all like, yeah man this party I heard about is going to be awesome you should totally come, so you go off to this “party” and have a few free drinks, then all of a sudden you are like what the hell and everything gets all blurry and you pass out. All I remember was having these really strange dreams that I was a Chinese finger trap. I mean, not me, but you know, like if it were to happen to me, which it wouldn’t, uh… :/

Steroids, it’s what’s for dinner, and breakfast, and lunch, and three times between meals. Check out a this stack of the most ridiculous overly buff meat-heads: http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/when-bodybuilding-and-steroids-go-too-far/offbeat-news

His arms are stuck like that.

On another topic: Can I still be a vegetarian if I eat my own Steroid muscles?

From Gizmodo
“…As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces…” FLYING PENIS!!! What? For serious, a flying penis.

After a little flight the penis came down after getting a mighty whack from a young member of security, sending pieces of the penis all over everyone. When questioned about why he decided to whack the penis the young man responded, “I got really turned on by Mr. Kasparov speech and couldn’t help myself.”

Are you looking for someone to film and edit your next important event, well I’ve got just the folks for you.

“Who needs a movie? Getting Married? Got a web site? Fund raising? Commercials? Selling something? Movies can make your life go better!!”

I wish you all the best and hope that you make some amazing movies with Fred and Sharon.

Here’s a bonus video:

Picture by: Violentz

What is this Crap? I get the papering and graffiti, but to take it to a corporate level?

To those of you that don’t live in Los Angeles (or another area that is being crapped on by these ads), you may not have seen the latest in fake papering art. If you search for HEEL you’ll find their site, HEEL.la. It turns out that Disney is trying to pimp out their next movie “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”

The HEEL.la website takes you to a video that is on the youtubes. The keyword for this video confirm that this whole HEEL thing is just an attempt to destroy our society. Keywords include Tinkerbell and Paris Hilton. God Help Us.

If this movie isn’t two hours of Taco Bell ads along with free Cheesy Bean and Rice Burritos, then I sure as hell am not going to see it…and neither will the 8 to 13 year old female target market that isn’t going to google hard enough to find out what the hell these HEEL posters are about.

Nice try, but I doubt it will work. Next time sick to shoving movies down kids throats though cancerous McDonald’s Happy Meals and crappy commercials.