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We at aGoat.com don’t like to follow the rules.

Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m a supporter of starting kids on drugs as early as possible. Many drug dealers have the problem of attracting new customers, but now it should be a piece of cake to get kids to do Krank with Krank Pops. That’s right, just pop over to your local 7-11 and get some Krank! Not only is it cheaper than its rock shaped cousin, it comes in three great flavors!

Because of he nice weather I decided to take a nice stroll to my local Subway for a yummy $5 foot long. On my way I encountered the strangest man that I think I’ve ever met.

He declared “I am King Menkaura an Egyptian Pharaoh.” He reeked of cheap whiskey and old mayonnaise, so it must have been true.

I asked, “Dear Sir, why is it that you have come through time to meet me here?”

The King pondered for a few moments as if to pick the right words, “I have traveled through time to make a request of your kind sir. You are known throughout the universe as one of the most generous and great people in history.”

I was not shocked by this, as I know how generous and great I am. So I continued on to Subway while King Menkaura waved good bye.

The End.

Photo taken by aGoat.com camera man Pokey behind Starbucks on the Sunset Strip.

I just wanted to let everyone on the internet know that August 8th is International Honk Day. The details of the timing haven’t been flushed out yet, but the idea is that everyone in the world would honk their car horn at the same time. Some believe that this is the ultimate way to end global warming and create world peace. We at aGoat.com believe that it will be the ultimate way to confused the shit of people that don’t know why everyone is honking at the same time. Check back later for an update as to when your local area will be honking its horns.

Here is one example of the greatness that can happen on August 8th:

If you are a fan of free legal music like I am, then you need to check this site out:

You won’t find Britney Spears or Jay-Z on this site, but you will find a large amount of great music all of which is release under the Creative Commons license.

With over 10,000 full albums released, I’d be surprised if you could find something that you really like.

Note: If you find an album or two that really standout, post a link in the comments section.

On the 17th of June (two days ago) the Spore creature creator was released. The end result? The Dick Monster:

Side note: Dicks are starting to become a trend here on aGoat. During next weeks staff meeting we are going to dig deeper into this topic to see if it is comedy gold or just gay.

and you just have to accept that.

I’ve been gone
I am back
I will post
and smoke some crack

I know it’s not generally accepted, but I hope you understand.

Yeah, seriously, fuck that shit. Inline Ads have been removed. We the only ads left are those for Firefox and Google’s “Collaboration Tools” at the bottom of the right sidebar. I figure these ads are for things that are not so pointless. Firefox is great and pecos used Google Docs for his final university project (so it’s got to be good). If you want the ads back please feel free to post a comment, but I don’t think I’ll listen to you.

p.s. If you look at the poll that we had about ads, you’ll see that most people didn’t mind the ads. Do you know what I think of most people? Well..do you? FUCK ‘EM!!!

We sure had a great time at our office party yesterday. Here is a video we quickly put together of the office party, we hope you enjoy it.

We are looking for employees, but we can’t pay.