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What these guys don’t know is that the sewage main just broke and they are surfing in my poop.

p.s. Sorry about the video being from break.com, I think their flash player sucks.

Speechless.

…I had a dream that you got really drunk and fell over.

…because you know your genes are useless. Also, check this shit out. Child adopted by infertile, fat, no talent ass clowns turns out to be a piano genius. 5 years old and can play any song after hearing it just once, oh and she’s blind. Video FTW:

Link to article: LINKULATION

Oh boy…here we go again. Let’s hope that this kid doesn’t do the same things as the Star Wars Kid and try to sue everyone. I really doubt it will happen as it looks like this video is from the kids own vlog. Enjoy the next internet celebrity: Halo Kid

UPDATE:
Found the kids channel on youtube, make sure to check out the rest of his super GREAT videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/fartbuttface

SUCK MY DICK!!!

So…I update my iPhone by waiting like a good little boy instead of using the leaked version of 2.0. How do you repay me? WITH DEAD ACTIVATION SERVERS!!! Eat a poop Mr. Jobs, eat a poo. If you want to call me, just…oh wait…no YOU CAN’T!!! If I see you at Wholefoods again Mr. Jobs, I’ll make sure to thank you in person for your quality service. *I spit at your feet*

UPDATE:
I gave up on getting things to work and left my iphone at home and went to work. Once I got home I was able to sync up after about 30 minutes of trying. Finally, my new 2.0 software is loaded…what was that? oh yeah, MY CONTACTS WERE ALL FUCKED UP!!! I tried restoring, changing my contact settings, but nothing would fix the mega crap that the 2.0 software took on my phone. So I had to go through and fix all my contacts one by one. At least it gave me something to do on a Friday night. Thanks again Steve, your execution for the 2.0 release was an experience to remember.

…that I don’t have anything to post today. Yeah, that’s right, NOTHING, Jackshit. I don’t have any funny videos, pictures, comments, nothing, zip, zero, zilch. How does that make you feel? Scratch that. If I cared how you felt I would have worked very hard to find a wicked cool video of a guy totally messing up a rail ride and crushing his balls, BUT I DON’T CARE HOW YOU FEEL!!! So instead of something interesting I’m going to leave you with this thought (this should be your mantra for the rest of the day): All I’ve got, All I’ve got is insane!!!

I hope you are happy with yourself!!!

…riders believed that smoking cigarettes “opened up” their lungs, allowing them to race better…

Freddie & The Dreamers: You Were Made For Freddie (watch the whole thing, because the “Do the Freddie” dance is the next big thing.)

Just so you know, we drink the kool-aid as Freddie and the Dreamers at aGoat.com.

p.s. See, being a nerd isn’t just cool now, it’s always been cool. At least that’s what my mom always tell me.