Inhabitants of the physical realm, I am hereby giving notice of my presence. Words and phrases used may be unfamiliar to you; however, you are to accept them at face value. The restrooms are to your left. Leggings worn in a loose fashion provide superior insulation. That is all for now.
Freshest shrimps are the ones that still jumping in the water.
Pick it up and put it in your mouth. (Oh…uh well that was pretty simple…)
But if you are afraid to eat live shrimps then you do not have to. (Thank god!!!)
But if you love to ,choose the smaller size than the bigger one.
Take the heads off before eating it live.
Sprinkle with salt and drink wine with it. (Red, white, or non-alcoholic vodka?)Step 1 - Choose a small shrimp that still jumping in the water.
Step 2 - Take the head off and push it in vinegar.
Step 3 - Drink wine and relax.
Try explaining this one when you get pulled over at a DUI check point.
I wonder how long it will be before this is somehow used for porn.
If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.
I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.
Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.
This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.
And that means he read Ray’s quotes.
Hit the link for audio clips.
Or just skip to the best part when Cookie Monster eats a cat!
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