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An oldie but goodie:

Is it wrong that I am aroused by this picture?

I am riding a yellow bike
It’s more fun than going on a hike
It is very heavy
But it is always ready

I am riding a yellow bike
Once I fell and landed on a spike
My brains came out
Which made me pout

Now I’m dead
Because I hurt my head
So if you want you can have my yellow bike

I’ve spent way too much time in front of my computer for the last few weeks. I’ve going to step away from the computer tonight and not turn it on for a week. I will be using my iphone to check my e-mail. I hope that once I return to my computer and the internet in a week that it will be less boring. Wish me luck.

On the 17th of June (two days ago) the Spore creature creator was released. The end result? The Dick Monster:

Side note: Dicks are starting to become a trend here on aGoat. During next weeks staff meeting we are going to dig deeper into this topic to see if it is comedy gold or just gay.

and you just have to accept that.

I’ve been gone
I am back
I will post
and smoke some crack

I know it’s not generally accepted, but I hope you understand.

Yeah, seriously, fuck that shit. Inline Ads have been removed. We the only ads left are those for Firefox and Google’s “Collaboration Tools” at the bottom of the right sidebar. I figure these ads are for things that are not so pointless. Firefox is great and pecos used Google Docs for his final university project (so it’s got to be good). If you want the ads back please feel free to post a comment, but I don’t think I’ll listen to you.

p.s. If you look at the poll that we had about ads, you’ll see that most people didn’t mind the ads. Do you know what I think of most people? Well..do you? FUCK ‘EM!!!

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This kitty needs a caption, post some in the comments section. He will be the new aGoat.com 404 kitty.