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…riders believed that smoking cigarettes “opened up” their lungs, allowing them to race better…

Used by ninjas to make stinging powder!

We at aGoat.com don’t like to follow the rules.

Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m a supporter of starting kids on drugs as early as possible. Many drug dealers have the problem of attracting new customers, but now it should be a piece of cake to get kids to do Krank with Krank Pops. That’s right, just pop over to your local 7-11 and get some Krank! Not only is it cheaper than its rock shaped cousin, it comes in three great flavors!

Because of he nice weather I decided to take a nice stroll to my local Subway for a yummy $5 foot long. On my way I encountered the strangest man that I think I’ve ever met.

He declared “I am King Menkaura an Egyptian Pharaoh.” He reeked of cheap whiskey and old mayonnaise, so it must have been true.

I asked, “Dear Sir, why is it that you have come through time to meet me here?”

The King pondered for a few moments as if to pick the right words, “I have traveled through time to make a request of your kind sir. You are known throughout the universe as one of the most generous and great people in history.”

I was not shocked by this, as I know how generous and great I am. So I continued on to Subway while King Menkaura waved good bye.

The End.

Photo taken by aGoat.com camera man Pokey behind Starbucks on the Sunset Strip.

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