Inhabitants of the physical realm, I am hereby giving notice of my presence. Words and phrases used may be unfamiliar to you; however, you are to accept them at face value. The restrooms are to your left. Leggings worn in a loose fashion provide superior insulation. That is all for now.
Found this in Santa Fe, NM. Was nowhere near hungry enough to eat whatever the hell it was.
One of the most hilarious blogs I’ve read in the past 73 years: http://blogstopdotcom.blogspot.com
“Amber Hollingsworth hottest babe around” For serious!!!
p.s. Not being online sucked, because I was missing out on great stuff like the video above. 
…because you know your genes are useless. Also, check this shit out. Child adopted by infertile, fat, no talent ass clowns turns out to be a piano genius. 5 years old and can play any song after hearing it just once, oh and she’s blind. Video FTW:
Link to article: LINKULATION
…that I don’t have anything to post today. Yeah, that’s right, NOTHING, Jackshit. I don’t have any funny videos, pictures, comments, nothing, zip, zero, zilch. How does that make you feel? Scratch that. If I cared how you felt I would have worked very hard to find a wicked cool video of a guy totally messing up a rail ride and crushing his balls, BUT I DON’T CARE HOW YOU FEEL!!! So instead of something interesting I’m going to leave you with this thought (this should be your mantra for the rest of the day): All I’ve got, All I’ve got is insane!!!
I hope you are happy with yourself!!!
Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m a supporter of starting kids on drugs as early as possible. Many drug dealers have the problem of attracting new customers, but now it should be a piece of cake to get kids to do Krank with Krank Pops. That’s right, just pop over to your local 7-11 and get some Krank! Not only is it cheaper than its rock shaped cousin, it comes in three great flavors!
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