On the 17th of June (two days ago) the Spore creature creator was released. The end result? The Dick Monster:
Side note: Dicks are starting to become a trend here on aGoat. During next weeks staff meeting we are going to dig deeper into this topic to see if it is comedy gold or just gay.
From Gizmodo
“…As former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces…” FLYING PENIS!!! What? For serious, a flying penis.
After a little flight the penis came down after getting a mighty whack from a young member of security, sending pieces of the penis all over everyone. When questioned about why he decided to whack the penis the young man responded, “I got really turned on by Mr. Kasparov speech and couldn’t help myself.”
Due to the Sponsorship Agreement that we have with www.R4T5.com we have to post pretty much anything they ask us to post. This time they asked us to post this video from youtube just because the description says “r4t5″. I’m sorry if this video destroys your soul.
Rarely do I disagree with Tom Cruise, but this might be one of those times. I am in favor of giving the guy that made the video below psychiatric medication. SERIOUSLY!!!
“I make my Chemtrail Videos to help chronicle the spraying of heavy metals & chemicals on unsuspecting innocent humans.” -greenmts
Make sure to check out the some of his other 139 videos. :-/