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At my local Borders book store, I guess they are pro-choice…

Found this in Santa Fe, NM. Was nowhere near hungry enough to eat whatever the hell it was.

In this dudes living room, I think he might like drugs.

Shake it up and spray it all over my naked body!

The Champagne of Soda

Bonus: How is babby formed?

Freshest shrimps are the ones that still jumping in the water.
Pick it up and put it in your mouth. (Oh…uh well that was pretty simple…)
But if you are afraid to eat live shrimps then you do not have to. (Thank god!!!)
But if you love to ,choose the smaller size than the bigger one.
Take the heads off before eating it live.
Sprinkle with salt and drink wine with it. (Red, white, or non-alcoholic vodka?)

Step 1 - Choose a small shrimp that still jumping in the water.
Step 2 - Take the head off and push it in vinegar.
Step 3 - Drink wine and relax.

How to eat the freshest shrimp.

Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

Try explaining this one when you get pulled over at a DUI check point.

One of the most hilarious blogs I’ve read in the past 73 years: http://blogstopdotcom.blogspot.com

“Amber Hollingsworth hottest babe around” For serious!!!