Being sick sucks!
Did you know that being sick sucks? If not, then you are in for a big surprise. “What surprise?” You ask? The surprise is me punching you in the face until you can’t breath through you nose and your head feels like it’s been run over by a truck. YAY!!!
Being sick can be caused by many things, for example:
-Shaking hands with someone that is sick and hasn’t washed their hands.
-Not properly washing your own hands and touching your eyes after being around sick people.
-Having someone cough on your face.
-Using a needle you found at the playground to shoot up.
-Licking the floor of the men’s room.
-Or when you are hanging out with some new friends you met at the club and they are all like, yeah man this party I heard about is going to be awesome you should totally come, so you go off to this “party” and have a few free drinks, then all of a sudden you are like what the hell and everything gets all blurry and you pass out. All I remember was having these really strange dreams that I was a Chinese finger trap. I mean, not me, but you know, like if it were to happen to me, which it wouldn’t, uh… :/
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