Drunk Guy in Hollywood
Because of he nice weather I decided to take a nice stroll to my local Subway for a yummy $5 foot long. On my way I encountered the strangest man that I think I’ve ever met.
He declared “I am King Menkaura an Egyptian Pharaoh.” He reeked of cheap whiskey and old mayonnaise, so it must have been true.
I asked, “Dear Sir, why is it that you have come through time to meet me here?”
The King pondered for a few moments as if to pick the right words, “I have traveled through time to make a request of your kind sir. You are known throughout the universe as one of the most generous and great people in history.”
I was not shocked by this, as I know how generous and great I am. So I continued on to Subway while King Menkaura waved good bye.
The End.
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