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My addiction is something that has ruined my mind.
It really shouldn’t be call an addiction, it should be called aDiggtion.
I spend my waking moments waiting and hoping from more.
F5, F5, F5, I need something new.
Throughout the day things are good, new articles, new images and videos every couple of minutes.
My mind is satisfied by that.
As the hours tick by, as the east coast goes to bed, the new posts start to slow down.
In the wee hours I am lucky to get a couple of new articles an hour.
The whole time, F5, F5, F5, middle clicking to create a new tab so I can load up all the articles that I’m going to read ahead of time.
Once done reading the article, I just start over again, F5, F5, F5.
During this time I have done nothing productive.
My mind has absorbed random knowledge that may impress drunk friends, but nothing that will make my life move forward.
With every press of the F5 button my life ticks away.
My name is Pokey and have an aDiggtion.

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